I just love how I was about to submit this last night and DevART conveniently decided to have internal server errors. >/
So, I was wandering around Youtube looking up different Resident Evil cutscenes and felt compelled to look up stuff involving Alfred and Alexia Ashford. You all know how you can't escape stupid advertisements no matter what website you're on? I happened to take a look at one and saw Alfred for sale. For some reason, it just made me laugh. I could have gone two ways with drawing this. One would be to have Alfred actually trying to sell himself for a bargain like the ad says, or have him screaming that he's not a whore. I went with the latter.
It took me forever to actually get the background just right. I know all it involved was copy/paste, but with Photoshop, you have to have a degree to use it. Way to make me feel retarded, Photoshop! >:u
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Alfreds at bargain prices?! 8D.. I'll take two, please!! __..
Ha-ha, those ads are so ridiculous! I once saw one that said 'Men for sale'.. Creepy.. > A>;.. I love the way you've drawn him, he looks so genuinely outraged! Imagine if it said 'Alexia for Sale' instead? Then he would have been really ticked off.. ;D..
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Poor Alfred! I guess we found out what he does in his spare time... >3
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THE MIGHTY GANDONDOLF. ]:<
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"Where's the satisfying sound of one's impalement?"~Salazar, Resident Evil 4
~RE4Club ...Sweet.
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11. 10. 1986..
There are two children who are blemish in this world..
I was called to this house..
She gave a birth to two chil..no, demons..
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Didn't you read the tale
Where happily ever after was to kiss a frog?
Don't you know this tale
In which all I ever wanted
I'll never have
For who could ever learn to love a beast?
~*~*Nightwish*~*~
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"...You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons." ~Jim: The Waco Kid, Blazing Saddles
Alfred whore.
Mmmmm.
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Ha-ha, those ads are so ridiculous! I once saw one that said 'Men for sale'.. Creepy.. > A>;.. I love the way you've drawn him, he looks so genuinely outraged! Imagine if it said 'Alexia for Sale' instead? Then he would have been really ticked off.. ;D..
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Mark 8:36 - "For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul in the process?"
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